The Futility Of Craigslist Rants & Raves

I jumped on Craigslist Rants & Raves this morning to find out what people were arguing about. It's kind of a social thermometer that lets you know what Jack the Plumber and Jill the White House Correspondent are most concerned with in their lives.

They are almost always an unruly bunch that hide behind the anonymity of the World Wide Web, and the forum is called "Rants & Raves" so you come to expect a certain level of malcontent.

Usually they are raising hell about politics, religion, shoddy auto repair and the like, but today was different.

Although not a savory topic, someone posted the following request for information:

"IS MASTURBATION SEX?"

To with someone posted the following response:

"I DUNNO, WHY DON'T YOU COME JACK ME OFF AND I'LL LET YOU KNOW..."

Hence:

I DON'T THINK I'M GOING TO GET BACK ONTO CRAIGSLIST ANYMORE.