OK - FOR THE LAST TIME I SHALL EXPLAIN MEN !

Long are the years I have been married, yet still I overhear my wife and her friends discussing how strange men are. No, we're not stupid. We're not like trained dogs that show up at a specific time every day when you put our food out for us (well, not entirely)

It is actually much simpler than that. You just have to understand a few basics about us and voila' - the mystery is over.

1. Food is very important to us. It is a leftover from our "hunter-gatherer" evolution.

We want it simple. We want it to be tasty, we do not care if it is healthy for us or not, and we want it now! Below are some examples of an ideal meal.

Or maybe something simpler like this...

Or this

Our Liquor should be a flavor we like, not that sweet red flaming junk with a paper umbrella and fruit crap.

And if we had our way gender roles would be VERY clearly defined

But they're not....



And although we really wish all women looked like this ...



we are perfectly aware that there is no such women in the real world, and the best we can hope for is ...



So we sometimes blow off a little steam...



But it's all in fun.
Rest assured if we didn't laugh at you and at ourselves,
we'd have been out of here a long time ago...



So ... The next time you see your guy looking at this...



Or reading this...



Or wishing he had one of these...



It's not because he doesn't love you,
or cherish you, or thank God every day for you,
I just gives him the strength he needs
at a time like this...



Any questions?